If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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