So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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