Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You made out with two different species that night
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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