My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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