Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sober January is a disaster.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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