What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Screwed.edu
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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