I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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