She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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