I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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