quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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