That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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