I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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