Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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