You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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