Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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