note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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