White coat. Heels.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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