lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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