people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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