White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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