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(865): View more from Tennessee

She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".

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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night

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(519): View more from Ontario

your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho

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(708): View more from Illinois

she fell through a window trying to flash someone

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(516): View more from New York

"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

(516): View more from New York

Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up

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(727): View more from Florida

If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?

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