Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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