How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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