i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
