would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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