his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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