I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
