I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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