I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Randomize
