Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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