I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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