i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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