i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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