i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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