So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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