Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
