I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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