The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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