My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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