I will die if light touches me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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