I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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