I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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