When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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