I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love having hate sex.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
