Where did you get a picture of my penis
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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