It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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