dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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