Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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