I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
porn star boner night. come get it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He did a backflip because drugs
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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