He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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